February 2012
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Watchcursethecosmos:
barbiehighheels:
Okay maybe
Maybe I do regret it
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
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I miss theatre at my old High School.
My first roll was the crazy old man in James And The Giant Peach. He’s the one who gives James the magic beans that grow the giant ass peach.
So I had a long monologue where I enthralled kids in the audience with my tales of mystical creatures and the effects of the beans. It was so fun, the guy who played James was so awesome. I was pretty much all up in his grill and he had the best...
I have all this passion and enthusiasm, and I channel it towards the one thing I love - theatre. And people end up condemning me for it. Don’t tell me I need to step back from my “involvement”. I think you need to take a fucking interest.
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Ok so, I found this on some other site and just...
waitfortheawesomeness:
According to Barney Stinson, the way to seduce someone is:
1. Ignore them
2. Give them a backhanded compliment which is really an insult
3. Brag subtly in the form of a compliment
4. Make them feel special
5. Make unnecessary contact to initiate intimacy
6. Intense eye contact
Omg. Sherlock reads Barney’s blog :D The seduction of Dr.John Watson.
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Whenever I walk around my room reading a book, then mindlessly run my fingers through my hair, I feel like Rachel Weisz in The Mummy. Then I worry a horrible man with a hook is about to enter, demanding a key.
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A letter to my past self,
University’s a bitch.
Remember when it was last year right around this time you sent in applications and thought about how nice it would be to get back to thinking to get back to learning and exploring your limits no, exploring your horizons the sky was a vast expanse nothing held you back except for the distance between your dreams & your reality.
I can only say that University is...
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divine-cacophony:
all the lonely pencils where do they all come from all the lonely pencils where do they all go to
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The DJ right now is doing everything right. Just sayin’
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My tummy’s making the noise your get when someone video calls you on skype.
How is that even possible?
Is someone video calling my abdomen?
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Librarian: What's pleasurism?
Me: I hope it's what I think it is...
Librarian: Always remember to site, and give acknowledgement to your sources!
Me: Fucking hell, you mean plagiarism.
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Librarian: Never Neville type that long sentence into the search.
Me: Were you trying to say "never never"? Really now, really?
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Librarian: I thinks everybody knows your login.
Me: I hope not, my password's supposed to be a secret.
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spicyjew:
MY NAME IS CORY
THIS IS MY STORY
2 + 2 = FORY
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thelaststandingwallflower:
I like making people feel good about themselves.
I haven’t mastered how to do that for me self.